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Art Gordon didn’t think that being a janitor on an alien starship would be a complicated venture  — then he manages to really tick off an alien passenger. Next, he falls in love with another passenger, and unfortunately for Art, she falls in love with him, too. But when they declare themselves married and celebrate in the "traditional" newlywed style, all of the aliens are horrified. The next thing he knows, the starship dumps him at an interstellar port habitat and leaves with his new wife still on board, facing termination.

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